Instead you shipped me a transmogrifier flying device of some sort. It looks like a Waroo. It inflates like a Waroo.. but when launched succesfully it must have some built in teleportation sonar ray of some sort that warps the rider into a parallel dimension where the wind is blowing stronger than it was back in the typical world.

I now call the place "Land of 10 more knots".

In the Land of 10 more knots, things move faster and the earth actually shifts below your feet. Things that were Upwind of you somehow slide Downwind at will. Its quite shocking actually.

Unfortunately, it also transmogrifiered me to another place I was not expecting..

A place I call "Land of unsuccesfull self land-ability."

In this Land, the flying machine does not seem to like to land on its own without human interaction. In fact it seems scared of it and turned itself inside out when it first made contact with the ground. Oddly enough, it flew perfect like this and upon a second (or third) attempt the winged creature accepted its fate and stayed put.

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(*thanks for the quick ship guys.. you made my day!!)


-Bryan

I spend most of my time in the stratosphere on my fusions. I had a real double jump on a downwinder with ryan. I was doing a front downloop and on the bottom of the downloop I was going UP instead of going down so I continued pulling for another loop. It was wild! I was hopping up and down in the air.

DUDE I DRANK GUMMY JUICE AND COULDNT STOP JUMPING ITS SOME CRAZY STUFF. tHEN I ATE SHAKE AND BAKE AND WAS FULL
THANK YOU

G bizzle, WTF are you talking about?

can we PLEASE get back to talking about my waroo.

thank you.

Are you saying you are having problems landing the kite?? Just trying to sort through the post and figure out what you are asking....

haha.. no my last post was a joke.. some others hijacked my happiness w/ my waroo.

I did have a self land mis-hap. but that was more due to me not sure how to bring down a 'roo by my lonesome.

I brought it down and it fell on its leading edge and wind hit it square across the front.. it inverted and launched... luckily it flew fine like that and i was able to quickly bring it back down and do a half-ass land on the second try.

I need to practice in lighter wind next time. thought it would drop just like a C.. wrong-o.

thanks again for getting my gear out as quick as you did. you guys have been great to work with.


Bryan