Yesterday I came up with a new trick: the Doggie Bone.

To throw a Doggie Bone, have your buddy's big ol' dog run out and chomp on your thigh as you ride by six inches off of the shore. After the dog releases his iron grip on your bloodly leg, tweak out the move by falling flat on your face in 3 inches of water and dragging over sharp shells to take some flesh off of your forearm and knuckles. Then, show that you don't fear the cheezy, weak-ass bull sharks in the area by continuing to ride as blood runs off of your body into the water.

Mad Skillz!

I am always getting hazed for being a glory hound and riding right on the beach, but this is the first time that I paid dues via a dogbite.

No worries. No pain = no gain.

I think I can safley say that MAYA the Terrible will gladly volunteer her services for this duty


After all, she says she is naturally talented in this particular trick

Yeah, Big R, I have to give you and Maya props for throwing a version of this trick before I did. I will never forget the day that Maya ran out and bit you on the ass when you rode by. I still laugh about that when I think of the holes Maya's teeth left in the back of your wetsuit.

I think that was the same day that Randy's dog Dakota jumped through my legs when I was doing a butterslide close to the shore. These dogz have skillz!

I'm a tellin' ya' , talent like that is hard to find, it ain't cheap! LOL!

Not on wetsuits anyways! LOL!!!!!!!!



Hey E bone , Does that mean that I qualify for having mastered the Doggie Bone?

I've heard of dogs accidently launching kites that were on the beach by getting tangled in the lines or even grabbing a bar.