I heard its your Birthday today.. Sucks getting old doesn't it.

I heard Daryl is 57 years old, but that kiting has kept him looking young.
He doesn't act a day over 45. Just proves that kiting keeps you young.

This is sad but TRUE!

Quote - Daryl Drown to Kristin "I just got an Easy-Up from Dick's!"

Geezus... does the man have no pride (or regard for my sensitive ears?)

Pictures may follow

Be nice to him today and DON'T play any jokes on him today, after all it's his b-day and we wouldn't want to see him driving down the road with a kite pump attached to his bumper now would we?

'Nother year, 'nother wrinkle on the 'ole shaft. Happy birthday, muscles!

For his birthday, I took D Monkey out drinking last night and he proved that he can't hold his beer. After three Miller Lites he was knee-walking drunk and acting like a jackass, making eyes at men and women alike, picking fights with the elderly, and insisting that we go out and get some "mean tribal tattoos."

To teach him a lesson, I brought Daryl to a tattoo parlor and paid the tattoo artist to ink a tribal unicorn onto Daryl's left butt cheek. Daryl thought he was getting a tough guy tat, but instead he got the horn. Here's the photo to prove it. Maybe Daryl will think twice before showing his ass again, literally or otherwise, when I'm in town.

Yeah,

He just showed up at the shop (he is usually here by 9).
He looks like shit........ E-bone!

Anyway, he can't sit (is it the tattoo or did something else occur?) and he is mumbling something about "that bald headed $%#@"

I think today might have to be a half day for me.
Thank God I have one in the "bank"